The World is Not Ready for Kanye & Kim Kardashian To Marry

No, for real, just stop and think about it. Think about how much money they would spend on it. Think about what Kanye would make Kim wear. Oh dear lord, just think about the pretentiousness of it all.

Now brace yourselves, friends, because all of those thoughts that you just had? They're about to become reality. The word on the street is that Kim and Kanye have started planning their wedding, and even though Kim has said that she never wanted to have a big wedding again, there's no way that Kanye would stand for something small and intimate and, god forbid, quaint. Nope, a source is telling Us Weekly that Kanye "wants something really cool and big and over-the-top," which is a surprise to approximately no one. Oh, and they want to have a destination wedding, too. When you read between the lines, you can see that they're probably going for the first ever moon wedding.

But now for the real question: by the time these two get married, is anyone going to care anymore? They've already waited way too long to show off little North West, by the time they have their wedding, they may just be a distant memory. What a strange and intoxicating thought, huh?
But now for the real question: by the time these two get married, is anyone going to care anymore? They've already waited way too long to show off little North West, by the time they have their wedding, they may just be a distant memory. What a strange and intoxicating thought, huh?